- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
Reblogged from
before-it-ends-me,
Posted by
incrediblewishes.
tall:
when ppl reblog their selfies over and over
Reblogged from
sadisticmonster,
Posted by
germanypls.
In TV shows, ‘partners’ means ‘lovers in a long, annoying, agonizing denial phase’.
